I have always enjoyed jokes mocking the difference between different Christian sects. Here is one I came up with. No offence to anyone particular acquaintance of mine intended.


A Calvinist, an Arminian, and a Word of Faith Christian took a college class together. Things went very smoothly for the first half of the semester, and after the midterm examination the professor was elated to announce to the class that no one had gotten less than 92%.

The Calvinist bowed his head and said "Praise be to God, in his sovereignty and mercy he has given me an 'A'."
The Arminian threw his hands in the air exlaiming"Praise be to God, with his help I have earned an 'A'."
The Word of Faith Christian simply grinned, nodded, and said "Just as I thought, an 'A'."

Well, as the semester progressed, the workload got heavier in every class, and the students found themselves stretched and frustrated. After the final examination, the professor regretfully announced that the highest grade anyone got on their final was 55%.

The Calvinist bowed his head and said "God is good. In his sovereignty and justice he has given me an 'F'."
The Arminian likewise bowed his head and prayed "Forgive me, Father, for I have been a poor steward and earned an 'F'."
The Word of Faith Christian simply grinned, nodded, and said "Just as I thought, an 'A'."